Spruce styling advice needed

I found this snippet in our local free paper a couple of days ago. Looks like a formal upright to me.

My mother always said not to swallow the watermellon seed because they would sprout in your stomach. She never said nothin about not inhaling spruce seeds !

Jay, on the basis of your mother's advice, I'm staying away from eggs.

fiona wrote:Jay, on the basis of your mother's advice, I'm staying away from eggs.

I'm telling you! There's nothing in life safe anymore!

Did he cough up a FIR BALL?

Todd Ellis wrote:Did he cough up a FIR BALL?

GOOD ONE!!!!

I think it is a clever, but painful way of smuggling a Mame out of Japan !!!
Hans van Meer.