The Old Joke (see Taiwan Ficus)

Two men went before their rabbi with a dispute. The first man pleaded his case long & eloquently. When he got through, the rabbi said, "You're right."
"Wait," said the second man, "You haven't even heard my side of the story." And he proceeded to give an equally long & eloquent explanation. When he finished, the rabbi said, "You're right."
The clerk who was taking notes said, "Hold on, rabbi. With all due respect, you told the first man he's right, then you told the second man he's right. They can't both be right."
The rabbi turned to the clerk & said, "You're right, too."
Iris