Things we all say without realising how STUPID they sounnd

Just got back from Blackpool, never again! On the seafront I saw a guy and woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they started fighting.

Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts hitting the guy with his baton, in the end the guy gets the baton off the copper and starts hitting him AND his wife!

Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages

Probably the same Punch and Judy guys I remember at Hastings seafront in 1948...

John T

It gets worse. On his way home, Tony realised that someone had stolen his Scrabble set from his car and emptied it out all over the M55.

We should all stay alert for him and see if we can find out what the word on the street is.

JohnT wrote:Probably the same Punch and Judy guys I remember at Hastings seafront in 1948...

John T

Overheard at Hastings in 1066 "be careful with that arrow... you will have someone's eye out"

what does this button do??

these are funny:

''See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.''
—President George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

''We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers.''
—Presidential candidate George W. Bush, Houston, Sept. 6, 2000

''I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me.''
—President George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004

lol, couldn't resist this little snippet