comedy genius.

bigsteve wrote:Newky Broon!!! - dear me Will when will you learn

So how do I become a northerner? Is Tony one.....Even though he's from darn sarf?

ha ha he is a northerner yes

will baddeley wrote:

bigsteve wrote:Newky Broon!!! - dear me Will when will you learn

So how do I become a northerner? Is Tony one.....Even though he's from darn sarf?

wear a polo shirt in all weathers. grow a tash. smerk tabs. support newcastle. spit. simple.

bigsteve wrote:ha ha he is a northerner yes

Ah... Steve, how can I say this. "One is NOT from the North, but one lives in the North"

They have demolished the place where I was born, but the kind folk sent the the Blue Plaque.

Tony

bobby little wrote:

will baddeley wrote:

bigsteve wrote:Newky Broon!!! - dear me Will when will you learn

So how do I become a northerner? Is Tony one.....Even though he's from darn sarf?

wear a polo shirt in all weathers. grow a tash. smerk tabs. support newcastle. spit. simple.

I have a tash, I smoke tabs, have been known to spit and I'm simple Can't do the Newcastle thing though.

will baddeley wrote: I have a tash, I smoke tabs, have been known to spit and I'm simple

Ha ha ha! Coffee trumpeted all over the table at that comment.

Will
buy you clothes from sport direct and become unemployable have a chip on your shoulder and be too rough for the jeremy kyle show and you are there

Tony
wondered where the cultured voice came from!!!
when i leave here they will have a street party!!!

bigsteve wrote:Will, buy your clothes from sport direct, become unemployable, have a chip on your shoulder and be too rough for the jeremy kyle show and you are there

Hey Steve. Do you know the definition of a well-balanced Scot?
One with a chip on both shoulders!


I'm sorry. Did you just describe Tony as having a "cultured voice"? More coffee over the table!!!

Why does the expression "badger's a**e" come to mind?

You lot have had your chance but you've blown it!! I quite liked the idea of being northern for a while( must be my hormones), even though my grandparents came from Staffordshire. I'm sticking to pie and mash, clap clap, clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap..CHELSEA!!! and occasional sunshine

chelsea pensioner then!!!