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Post  Guest on Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:40 am

How bonsai people and the not, define bonsai lovers...

You are a bonsai lover, if you_____________. (fill in the blanks)






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Post  Jarrod on Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:01 am

You are a bonsai lover, if you crash your car while checking out a trunk while driving.

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Post  drgonzo on Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:06 am


You are a Bonsai lover if you go to garage sales in the spring in order to make offers on the homeowners landscape plants.


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Post  Jim Doiron on Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:09 am

You are a bonsai lover, if the crew you work with makes fun of you for always trying to take plants out of customer's yards. (after asking of course)

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Post  Guest on Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:39 am

You are a bonsai lover if your computer got more bookmarks about bonsai sites than any other things combined.

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Post  jonkatzmail on Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:27 am

You are a bonsai lover if you go on a canoe to take a short trip down a river on vacation and spend your time looking at tree roots and bark instead of the rest of the scenery.

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Post  jackal on Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:50 am

you are a bonsai lover if you spend more time on BONSAI SITE,,,rather than PORNSITE lol!

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Post  tim stubbs on Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:15 am

jun wrote:How bonsai people and the not, define bonsai lovers...

You are a bonsai lover, if you_____________. (fill in the blanks)


if you watch a quiz show and the money they win is measured in numbers of trees you could buy

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Post  Guest on Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:22 am

...If you're buying a car and your first consideration is the size of the tree that will fit in and not the size of your family.


...if given a choice between owning a time machine and a shrinking machine, you will choose the obvious.


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Post  Cullen Wegman on Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:49 pm

You are a bonsai lover if you have more pictures of the trees at the grand canyon than of the grand canyon itself

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Post  Mitch Thomas on Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:07 pm

You may be a bonsai lover if
You have ever wrecked your Truck while looking for trees to collect ................................................
Then replying to the state police officer who stopped to check you out. "Mayonaise theres a bonsai in them woods"

Ha Ha

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for a lighter topic- lets define bonsai lovers

Post  will baddeley on Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:08 pm

jun wrote:How bonsai people and the not, define bonsai lovers...

You are a bonsai lover, if you....Attend an exhibition, Don't buy anything but find yourself with a formal upright.






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Post  Mitch Thomas on Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:19 pm

will baddeley wrote:
jun wrote:How bonsai people and the not, define bonsai lovers...

You are a bonsai lover, if you....Attend an exhibition, Don't buy anything but find yourself with a formal upright.

Thats a good one Will. The older I get the more I find myself with a semi cascade!




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Post  Harleyrider on Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:51 pm

...If you're buying a car and your first consideration is the size of the tree that will fit in and not the size of your family.

That's relevant for me right now. We're thinking of selling the bike next year and getting a car instead. Her indoors says we only need a small one, so if anyone can suggest a small car with good tree-carrying potential......

You are a bonsai lover, if you....Attend an exhibition, Don't buy anything but find yourself with a formal upright.

Thats a good one Will. The older I get the more I find myself with a semi cascade!

Thank God it's not just me then!

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Post  PaulH on Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:32 pm

You may be a bonsai lover if...

You only buy living Christmas trees and the first thing you check on them is the nebari and taper.

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Post  Guest on Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:12 am

PaulH wrote:You may be a bonsai lover if...

You only buy living Christmas trees and the first thing you check on them is the nebari and taper.

..then next Holiday season, you'll have a shohin Christmas tree. Laughing

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Post  Guest on Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:17 am

...If violate traffic rules but never a " bonsai rules"
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Post  ponsmaldo on Mon Aug 22, 2011 4:33 am

you are not a bonsai lover if you see a bonsai and visualize them with Christmas lights Shocked

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Post  Tony on Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:11 pm

You are a bonsai lover if you choose on your 50th Birthday to go and collect Yamadori with two Mates than have a Family get together.

...and here is the result: the tree is called '50'


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Post  jonkatzmail on Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:32 pm

[quote="Harleyrider"]

You are a bonsai lover, if you....Attend an exhibition, Don't buy anything but find yourself with a formal upright.

Thats a good one Will. The older I get the more I find myself with a semi cascade!

Thank God it's not just me then!

**thinks about what all this might mean for quite a while** scratch
**jaw drops when realization hits** Shocked
AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! ...formal upright! ...semi cascade! lol!
I think I need to take lessons on subtlety from you guys! cherry
...Now I forgot what I was going to say about being a bonsai lover... Razz

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Post  ponsmaldo on Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:15 am

will baddeley wrote:
jun wrote:How bonsai people and the not, define bonsai lovers...

You are a bonsai lover, if you....Attend an exhibition, Don't buy anything but find yourself with a formal upright.





hahaha I'm so slow!just got this one Laughing

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re for a lighter topic lets define bonsai lovers

Post  john5555leonard on Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:42 am

you,r a bonsai lover when you watch old cowboy movies just to see if there are any yamadori in the background . john

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Post  David D on Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:52 pm

You are a bonsai lover , if you take your families lunch out of the cooler to make room for a tree you found by your father-in-laws, neighbors garage just before leaving on a 600 mile trip home.

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Post  LSBonsai on Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:22 pm

drgonzo wrote:
You are a Bonsai lover if you go to garage sales in the spring in order to make offers on the homeowners landscape plants.


whoa this is a really good idea!!!

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Post  LSBonsai on Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:26 pm

[quote="Harleyrider"]
That's relevant for me right now. We're thinking of selling the bike next year and getting a car instead. Her indoors says we only need a small one, so if anyone can suggest a small car with good tree-carrying potential......

Honda Jazz (I have one, its called a Fit in North America).

Incredible tree carrying potential for a hatchback. Unlike other hatchbacks in the market (north america at least), the seats fold flush into the floor due to a clever redesign in the gas tank positioning. It therefore has an overhead clearance comparable to a minivan. I call it the yuppie pickup truck Smile Not to mention typical good fuel efficiency for a honda 4 cylinder, and reasonably fun to drive in a manual transmission.

Here she is after digging up an elm hedge (there are 5 large trees in there, two lying down).



I have had it even more packed... 13 trees (many quite large) after a collecting trip plus all my gear.

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