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Post  JimLewis on Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:40 pm

A woman
brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her
pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened
tothe bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly
said, "I'm sorry,your duck, Cuddles, has passed

distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I
am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you
haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a
coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around
and left the room.He returned a few minutes later with a black
Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the
dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the
examination table and sniffed the duck from top tobottom. He then
looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his

vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.A few
minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table
and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat
back on
haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the
The vet
looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is
most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead

vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced
a bill,which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still
in shock, took the bill.

$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck
is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you
had just taken my word for it,the bill would have been $10, but
with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan,it's now

Jim Lewis - - Western NC - People, when Columbus discovered this country, it was plumb full of nuts and berries. And I'm right here to tell you the berries are just about all gone. Uncle Dave Macon, old-time country musician

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Re: Stock reply for all dead juniper posts

Post  Kev Bailey on Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:59 pm

Excellent, Jim. Laughing

“It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change.” - Charles Darwin.
Kev Bailey

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Post  Todd Ellis on Sat Jul 24, 2010 3:32 am

Great story!
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